An old friend drove out to play golf with me today. It was a glorious day for golf and we had a wonderful time. Did I play well…..????? Naw….SOS DD, but we had a great time.
My short game, my pitching and chipping have abandoned me and my putting is getting worse instead of better. Today my eyes were definitely crooked…more so than usual. In fact, it’s even possible the right eye was in the left socket and vice versa…that’s how bad it was.
Tomorrow is another day to excel, so hopefully, something will start clicking. The good news is it’s a scramble so even if i do crappy, I have 3 other teammates to lend a hand. This will be a fun tourney and I’m going to try to take some pictures so you can see how very ridiculous it can be.
LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man (or woman).
Tags: Golf
August 8th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Ok, I admit it. I have to ask, I mean I HAVE to. Why does a perfect ball have ears? Is this so it will listen to the instructions that you whisper before you swing? I imagine that balls just take off willy nilly on occasion. I would imagine something akin to a small child that is having way too much fun to be able to hear a parent’s directions.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Yes…but if you notice, most balls DON’T have ears so when you talk to them, they can’t listen because they have nothing to hear with.
Give them ears and they will listen to and abide by the instructions you bark forth!!